This was quite amusing to read. You should monetize the business. Getting analyzed by Eve - The hardest review in your life.
As for your query, fuck the dating label. The world we live in focusses on replacement, not repairing. Just stay true to yourself. Keep the people who +1 you, and get rid of those who are bringing you down.
Thank you Ruben! I think there are sites for humiliation fetishes already 😝