You are sex addict if:
- Every time you see a dog, you think of the last time you did it in a doggy style position.
- Every time you see a pussycat, you think of pussy.
- You got expelled from college because you hit on all your female professors.
- You cheated on your girlfriend with her grandma.
- Your username on all the websites is “blowjob” and the password is “give it to me”.
- You had sex with your neighbor’s dog.
- Every time you see a sausage, you think about either you own or somebody’s else giant penis.
- You stare at woman’s breasts when you should be doing your job.
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