Bahahahaha you had me cracking up from the beginning with this one mate, firstly I love that st Patrick's day became st Patrick's week within a paragraph :D
As an Aussie I can always get behind days dedicated to drinking, we too tend to stretch them into weeks if at all possible :P
This was fun to watch, I don't think I'd be as coordinated as you by this stage (when I perform, there are sooo many takes I would be obliterated doing shots each time) - it's been fantastic having you with us at SGL and I really look forward to hearing more on Hive!