Lady, you don't know anything about real shitposting ...
On a more serious note, Steem is not Medium. This is what we make of it. It's developing into a multitude of directions and regular social media style posts like this have long been a staple of blogging on Steem.
What, what more (or should I say less) can I do to make a real shitpost!?
Trust me, you don't want to go there. :D