The Steemit Sh!t Post Competition!!!

in #shitpost7 years ago (edited)


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If you don’t like Sh!t Posts or Strong Language I highly recommend you stop reading now!

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There is so much good content on the platform that goes unnoticed and understandably so. With so much going around content is bound to be missed unless you've already built up a solid support system. Even then, there are many Steemians that don't really hit the numbers from a vote, comment and value perspective that they should be.

Therefore, I've decided to turn things around a bit and create a SHIT POST COMPETITION. Yeah baby, Yeeaaahhh!!


Why?

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Well, why the fuck not? People spend hours on end creating content, checking and re-checking to make sure it is as best as they can get it. Then, some other post comes along that isn’t of the same quality as that one and kicks shit all over the one you put so much effort into.


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This could well be your own post that just happened to be seen by the right people at the right time.

I know, right? That's just fucking shit man!!


So how does the competition work?

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You create a shitty post and stand a chance to win… JACK SHIT!


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Come on, why the fuck would I let you win something for a shit post, huh?


What qualifies as a shit post?

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Beats me. How the fuck will I know. I can’t judge what everyone else may think is shit or not. Therefore, it’s up to you what you think a shit post is. Just like all this bullshit I’m writing here. By my own judgment, it is shit.

Who knows, perhaps your shit will be better than mine and someone might actually like it. Heck, I might actually like that shit too.

You’re welcome to drop your shitty links in the comments section of this shit post however it’s just all about creating shit content so who the fuck cares if you do or don’t?

Well, I guess I can’t surmise any more shit for you so get going and create your own bullshit post. Have fun, be creative and have a shitty day

Yours faithfully

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That is some nasty shit!

Is Batman underneath Wonder Woman? Period? Period Time hehe?

Wonder if he is dropping off some easter eggs....

Bunny said he is getting too old for this shit.

No, I think he is :D


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Haha yeah, some say I spam out oatmeal stuff. i love oatmeal. People call me the Oatmeal Man because I eat Oatmeal. Not shit but oatmeal. You can find my, not shit posts and shit links, but my oatarticles all over and people love me and people hate me. Some say I do post shit, I mean Oatmeal, especially comments. Thanks for sharing. I'm Oatmeal Joey Arnold. Happy Easter 2018.

Thanks for your shitty oatmeal comment :)

I'm all out of pics atm but hopefully I can find something later and update this crap!

A bit late but Happy Easter to you too.

Bwahaha 😂🤣. I lol'd so hard and the sophisticated poo emoji was just hilarious. Oops this is not a shit comment, unless adding the word shit counts, then I qualify 😂😂🤣.

I'm glad you appreciate the shitty humour :)

Your comment qualifies as being absolute


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Laughing is a good way to shit it all out. To get it all out.

Now that's a real challenge @therneau, will have to put my thinking cap on ;)


Image sourceHere you go @lizelle. I hope this helps :)

Hahaha @therneau :):):)

We all need a Barnie Bag of things we can do.

What is this shit now?

I don't know man. You decide


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Hey @therneau! A valuable contribution, i like it. I hope my followers will also resteem it. Thanks

Well thank you for your shitty contribution


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