Well, obviousley you are on to something here. Look at all the comments! And all those votes. Im betting when the price of Steem goes up you make a shit load!
Now, where I grew up the dfogs had a piss post in the yard. ANd we had a double hole shitter out back. But we did not have a shit post. And like the saying goes we were so poor we didnt have a pot to piss in. Well, thats not exactly tru. We did, we just didnt need it. We boys would just go out the back door and piss off the back porch. Why not? Always felt sorry for the girls. Especially in the winter when they had to go out to the shitter. That's why they have two holes in the shitter you know. For the women.
they like to piss and talk, or shit and talk. Made no matter. Talk. Talk. Talk.
One night I acidentaly pissed on the pot tho. Dang that was some smelly weed. I never told anyone. 'but everytone thought it was pretty dank. You know. I was stoned when I did it. 'but I was pretty much stoned all the time anyway.
So I think I'll fit right in here on Steemit. I see the Nigerians are just shitposting away. I think alot of them are like we were. Poor. Did you know there are 200 millin Nigerians? It's true. Danm! Thats alot of Nigerians. If you live in Nigeria do you call yourslef a Niger or a Nigerian or what? I guess thats were the N word came from. Maybe thats where bongs come from. Dont they have bongo's over there? Bongo's in the Congo's.
So How about Shit comments? Can you shit comment your way to suckcess? I think I can if you can.
Thanks you inspired me. PLease vote for me. YOu know. I meaqn you have 937 f'ing votes. You can aford one. Illl take that one from rocky1.
My shitty vote right now is worth what? 10 cents or something like that.
Whooppeeeee. Shitamarou and donky doo.
You made my sunburned face almost blush, @mistermercury. Well, that could just be my blood pressure since I'm a stay home Dad of two kids.. 😆
We need to slap a title on that bohemoth of a comment:
HisTORY 101
That is how it's done, kids! I will be reading this as our newest addition to story time at bedtime, I'll add BLEEPS since they are only 3 & 4.5 but they'll get the essence of it, I'm sure. Sure, they teach a ton on Sesame Street, but we all know the real life lessons happen in an alley or the gutter where the rats play.
I appreciate this one, buddy! Made me laugh and if ya don't laugh - you will cry...please don't cry 🍻😎
I'll have to send some of the force your way... They don't call me Growp-Ya fur nuthin