My shower through I want to share with you...

in #shower7 years ago

-Eating seeds is like eating eggs, but for plants.

-A salad and a fruit salad are basically the same thing. Cucumber? Fruit. Tomato? Fruit. Avocado? Fruit. Bell pepper? Fruit.

-Surgeons are basically just builders, but they’re for people and they aren't allowed to take their shirt off and their arses hang out less often (hopefully).

-If a small amount of rain is called a shower, would a hypothetical tiny tsunami be called a bath?

-If you feel ill and go to bed, that's like turing a computer off and on again!

-Small people can ask tall people to reach things for them, but how would a small person react if a tall person asked them to pick something they dropped off the floor?

-If people could fly, chances are most people would never do it. It would be exercise!

-Incorrectly is only not spelled incorrectly when you spell it incorrectly…

-If you eat a piece of the word Eat, you get Fat. The F looks like a piece of the E has been taken out, see!

-You can't dig anything less than a full hole. 'Half a hole' is still a hole, just a smaller one.

-At one point in time, you added the word 'vocabulary' to your vocabulary.

-If Quora (or any site in fact) changed the word 'follower' to 'stalker', I bet you wouldn't want many. 'Yay, 1k stalkers!' Doesn't quite have the same ring to it, does it?

It's a shower of thoughts, see!

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