Going medieval was my first instinct XD I have a berserker mode which I go out of my way to avoid triggering though XP Had I been your age I probably would have attacked first and thought later :S
Ahh I laughed so hard at your casual curses XD Tetanus is a possibility but rabies not as we've managed to avoid that here so far :)
The way I berserk, him getting rabid bite from this dawg isn't a longshot!
You have rabies?! D: You should probably get that checked out XD
I do, but I always snap at the vet. I don't know why. I just get all twitchy for no reason.
D: JED! Vets are friends, not food! Well most of them anyway. You know what it's probably the stench of anaesthetic and terror. Maybe you need to find a good call out one.
You know, I keep telling myself that, but sometimes this bubbling rage just takes over. Ach. @randomli found the trick by using food to pacify me though, but it only works half the time.