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     7 years ago  

    I always reminisce on how much I love my children and it happens mostly when they're sleeping. Then they wake up and it's like a tornado passed through the house. "Hey kids, wanna go back to bed so I can love you again?"

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     7 years ago  

    I wish they slept like drunk people!

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