Step One
Become a travelling salesman who will supply candles, novelty tee-shirts, choripán and hamburgers, flags, tiki torches, and plastic pitch-forks*****, etc. at any and all social justice events.
IMAGE SOURCE: Tara's Multicultural Table
***** Items may vary, see particular event for details.
Step Two
Invest every penny earned into cryptocurrency mining rigs.
Step Three
Profit.
