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When I was young we used to put all of our coins in a big empty water jug. I thought it would be cool to fill it with water so I could watch the coins tumble down. Oh man, after a few months that water was so gross.

@chadwickthecrab I am glad that story didn't end with a tipped jug and new carpet! But I imagine the coins+water made the thing weigh as much as a Geo Metro