RE: This is Planet Earth isn't it? You know, the third planet from the Sun

In order:

No
No
No
You were mistaken; but here's a trophy anyway, there are no wrong answers, please accept the results you get from question # 1, we don't want to "trigger' anyone.
Yes, but it will have to be retrofitted to bring it up to current safety standards at a cost of $1,000,000
Oh Hell No, you might as well ask for something without auto-tune
Maybe, depending on where you live
Yes, but it will be subtitled
HaHaHaHa No, please be patient while they buy their Twinkies with their EBT card so they can use the change for lottery tickets.
You can have the box back, but it'll be full of GMO wheat.