Oh yeah, there will also be no more weather satellites, satellite communications or GPS
I was about to ask that. I wonder how much time would that debris remain in orbit?
Maybe this is the solution to Fermi's paradox after all.
hahahah perhaps it is.
But speaking about extraterrestrials, have you seen those old videos where military people say their nuclear missiles were deactivated by an unknown little object? Videos like this one:
There are others as well.
This is hilarious. I love going down rabbit holes like this.
Blame UFOs for disabling our satellites and the Russians for elections that don't go the way you want them to.
Edit: These guys are very serious about what they saw. Not so hilarious anymore.