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Well I am, and I am the queen of england.

Oh! sorry your majesty but you're not that tall actually.

I'm not a computer. Can you insult me?

Lol sure i could, but why?

I don't know. I want to see what you say.

Hahaha You're stupid for wanting me to insult you, how about that? xD

Well, that wouldn't be very nice, now would it?