Okay, there it goes. Do not blame me if it's wrong translated haha
- Juan last night I had a bad dream.
- Yes? And what did you dream?
- Oh! I was next to a tree full of giant penises, I wanted to reach them and I could not, I could not Juan.
- Well, you could have taken mine.
- Juan ... like yours there were many on the floor ...
Yes I have a gender because I am a human and I am a female.
Okay. I'm from Denmark.
What do you think I look like?
I have dark brown hair and green eyes.