CUENTO QUE NO SON CUENTOS. CHISTE. TALE THAT ARE NOT TALES. JOKE

in #spanish7 years ago


fuente:https://goo.gl/images/Aijpfu
Estaba una pareja de campesinos en el en la cama y el esposo empieza acariciar a la esposa, le toca los senos y le dice:

  • Mujer, si estos senos dieran leche echaríamos a todas las vacas de la finca!

-There was a couple of peasants in the bed and the husband starts caressing the wife, touches her breasts and says:

  • Woman, if these breasts gave milk we would throw all the cows on the farm!


fuente:https://goo.gl/images/hLWoj3

sigue tocando mas abajo, le agarra las nalgas y le dice:

  • uhmmm mujer, si ese culito pusiera huevitos echariamos a todas las gallinas de la finca!
    Continues to touch below, grabs the buttocks and says:
  • uhmmm woman, if that little ass put eggs we would cast all the hens on the farm!

    fuente::https://goo.gl/images/ScT9ZM

En eso la mujer le agara el miembro y le dice:

  • uhmm chepe, si esta chingadera se parara mas seguido, echariamos a todos los trabajadores de la finca!!!
    In that the woman will aggravate the member and says:
  • uhmm chepe, if this fucker will stop more often, we would cast all the workers of the farm !!!

    fuente:https://goo.gl/images/Bcefrz

fuente: https://es.pinterest.com/explore/chistes-adultos/

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