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All my exes live in Texas.

Boom.

Texas loses.

Thank you for giving the death punch !! 🤪 . California for the win!! 😎

All I can say to that is I haven't tried living in Cali and I'm not friends with your exes.

Very creative , ever hear of George Strait? Your exes may live here, they probably needed a breath of fresh air when the left you and that sorry state of confusion , I mean California.

I think you just insulted California but I can’t really be sure. Things are too perfect here to bother.

hahaha - you have no grizzlies!!!
Wait, we don't either :(
But @metzli destroyed you!!!

We have scorpions. To my utter surprise and horror.

We do too. Only in some areas, houses..... haven't seen one in my house yet - it would freak me out!