Jurassic Love

Everyone remember their first love. The blush that goes right to the cheeks. The holding of hands that felt like your heart is going to explode with joy. The exhilaration of waiting for the next peck on the cheek. It is all innocent and above all, it is a mountain of sweet stuff. If heaven has clouds, it is made of candy floss. That was how it felt for Micheal the Destroyer and Jess the Hourglass.

It has been a few months since they first held hands and declare their crush for each other. It was over a Dino steak that they had their first date. No T-Rex will rip their love apart. They remember their first date, there was a meteor shower that lighted the skies. The wolves were howling, the setting was just right.

Today 45th day anniversary of their first declaration of love to each other. In total they had made 127 declarations of love for each other but this is special because it was the 45th day of them being together. No. 45 was special to them because 45 was the number of T-Rex that Micheal has killed during his manly hunts with the boys. You know, the rites of passage kinda nonsense during the prehistoric days.

Micheal (in his husky voice) : Jess my love, I got you this, it is call the eye of the Stegosaurus. Just for you to prove my eternal love
Jess (eyes dilated) : Awww, you should not have done so .

Micheal (in ultra husky voice) : Here, let me put it on for you my love
Shrieking Lady : Oiii, you son of a $%$^%$^$#$%! Your father gave me that, ungrateful son!

Oh no. Micheal's ego came crushing like monkeys forming a pyramid on top of a Triceratops. Its Hagard the Terrible who is also his mommy.

The Shrieking Lady: The next time I catch you doing that again, I am going to tie you to the tree with the fire ants. Go find a job. Trying to be a Romeo everyday!

Love is not all about money or gift. It is innocent, sweet and embarrassing....

credit to @zomagic