Great summary, my friend! :) This was a lesson imparted to me by @lukestokes after during my hiatus. It really changed how I viewed the world, so it's nice that you're dropping knowledge bombs on newbies and frustrated veterans alike.
Congrats on the first day of the job, by the way! I'm collating my comments on two of your posts in this one. I hope you don't mind. What did I tell you about the light at the end of the tunnel? :) I'm so happy that you've found yours!