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His name is Max, and I must warn you, he's liable to lick you.....to death! Muahahahaha!

Did the uncooked mushrooms affect us more than we thought? ...dang... I thought one of you was bad enough.

Well in some way shape or form I'm going to survive this round.

Is he fast? I got myself a flashlight and am considering running, getting lick to death ain't my thing.

This isn't my reality. I have no idea what PP has in store. He's a healthy full grown full blooded German Shepherd. I'm sure he could take down a deer so you would be pretty easy to take down.

I'm just fine with that!

I've got two cats that love licking affectionately. One of which I actually did train like a dog...

Some day, you may meet the Mighty Novalord! He loves doggies. He might try to steal Max.