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Would you believe there are no burritos here?
Tacos y tortas.
I saw burritos on the border, but they dont have them anywhere else ive been
Enchiladas are not the same, either.
And they call mosquitos sanculos, and a fly is a mosco.
Ive been given bum info.

They have a burrito place, not 10 minutes from here. After this night I'll have a burrito. You have my word on that. I could even take a picture as I'm burring burr. I would love to throw a burrito at the Mexico wall in the near future. (Symbolically fun)

Its crazy building that wall, it will just increase bribes.

We all love nicer words for debt slavery :P

Slavery is freedumb.

That is exactly why I am here.

Youre in mexico, tambien?