You draw your sword and perform a powerful overhead swing: Fortunately you make contact and do significant damage with a hit of 8 points. You hit for 9 You have now passed Stage 5. No time to show off any items if you have them'but they still work' See Stage Instructions on what this means to determine your success
You hold pickpocket item 1: Bomb! -2 to players hit! TIP: You may only hold a single pickpocket item and the effects last for your current stage only - please only run once per stage!
You draw your sword and perform a powerful overhead swing: Fortunately you make contact and do significant damage with a hit of 8 points. You hit for 9 You have now passed Stage 5. No time to show off any items if you have them'but they still work' See Stage Instructions on what this means to determine your success
!warriorslash
You draw your sword and perform a powerful overhead swing:

Fortunately you make contact and do significant damage with a hit of 8 points. You hit for 9 You have now passed Stage 5. No time to show off any items if you have them'but they still work' See Stage Instructions on what this means to determine your success
!openpockets
You hold pickpocket item 1: Bomb! -2 to players hit!
TIP: You may only hold a single pickpocket item and the effects last for your current stage only - please only run once per stage!
!warriorslash
You draw your sword and perform a powerful overhead swing:

Fortunately you make contact and do significant damage with a hit of 8 points. You hit for 9 You have now passed Stage 5. No time to show off any items if you have them'but they still work' See Stage Instructions on what this means to determine your success
I think my first hit was for 22 total which isn't even close to competitive! hahaha
This was a great IBT! Some heavy hitters this time around! =)
1st boss roll validated. @wizardzap appears to have miscalculated your bonus item effects. Here's your actual total:
8 +11 (banked life points) + 3 (ibtluckydip item) = 22