You have a minor misspelling in the following sentence:
Don’t worry though, I’m not classless, I would never splat on this blog, because I understand that knighthood requires some glamour, and as you can tell, I’m glamourous in more ways than one.It should be glamorous instead of glamourous.
That's typical, because this blog is written by children with poor educations, bad manners, terrible attempts at what they call humor, and basically exposes what kind of immature fuckwads escaped sperm death to become the ridiculously and individually irrelevant idiots who created this. So sadly and obviously done out of such extreme jealousy of me because no one on the platform has any idea who their useless and unknown asses are.
I do, and their moms told me they aren't even the slightest bit proud, one noting she should have swallowed the kid instead.
It's pretty sad that this group of 5th graders actually think they can call themselves adults.
This is literally the work of 12 year old children who need to seriously investigate imagination upgrades.
I bet they are so proud of themselves though. Because that is how banal idiots operate.High fives, morons.
Edit: Sorry 5th graders,I agree, these guys clearly aren't even that erudite.