People. Do not give your money to this man. Instead, you should invest it in my Clinton Foundation. For the low low price of your soul, I can guarantee you use of my private server in a super secret bathroom in one of my mansions. You can trust me, I have been Americas most admired woman for like 17 years only getting beat out this year by Obama's wife. I have a feeling a couple of those judges are suicidal though so no doubt in my mind that I will get my title back next year. I will go ahead and guarantee 1 million x returns. Why waste your time with only 100 x returns. If that is not enough I will throw in a couple of Bills slightly used interns to sweeten the deal and maybe a pre-loved cigar to celebrate with.
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hahahahaha - slightly used interns