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Aha! You comment tricker you! 100% my ass! You think you can fool best commenter in all the land! Not so fast! Aha! More like 1%! What I look like? First day? Huh! huh!

(This is a joke. Everyone, relax.)

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Oh shit! I've been spotted!

Oh! Secret message information very nice. People must click hard to see this information. Very clever you are sir. Clever information inside this post hard to find. Good information collector will come far and wide to this information and see.

You want 100% information good vote?

First, you must dance.