"Steemit isn't the kind of platform where I fit in."
This is how I previously felt about all social media, and I can't say that I'm yet disabused of this notion.
"virtually impossible to start from the SP you're vested when you create an account and build into something without any outside purchases of SP."
Tough to fix this in a DPOS framework...
"Rent-an-A-Hole or nom de plume-hole?"
Sounds like A Modest Proposal...