That's the best you got? What are you, in sixth grade?
Seriously. Hold up your end better. Be a better representative for the ideas you choose to espouse. Be someone other people can respect.
This is not how you get there from here. This is a piece of friendly advice: if you actually care about any of this – act like it. At least pretend to.
You can be better than this. This may be a delusion that I am firmly holding to, but it's by choice.
Do better.