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Enjoy Stage 1. You have all 3 life points to start:

!openpockets

Bamm! No use Stage Item Obtained: A useless Clock! no effect to players hit! you throw it away

Clock.jpg
TIP: You may only hold a single pickpocket item and the effects last for your current stage only - please only run once per stage!

The poor child must have a curfew. Why else would it carry a clock?

!mysticzap

You attempt to perform a quick fireball attack:
fireball
You have activated gobbo, as an WIZARD you must use the difficult attack !mysticblast to equal or beat his attack!.. you will see his attack below shortly it seems like you slipped on a banana! Not enough time at Wizard School or something? Gobbo happened to be walking by, knows youre an easy target, so he attacks...@gobbo

Gobbo makes his best attack.
He laughs like a jerk.

The sneaky git hits for a 5.

Could this day get any worse?