Technical Analysis Proves That STEEM Will Either Go Up or Down! Click Here To See More ... Charts Provided! FREE!
STEEM is on the path to the moon ... or possibly not...
Things have been going absolutely crazy in the crypto world lately. Even STEEM is not immune to the wild market swings.
This is the STEEM / USD (calculated chart) for Bittrex
Isn't it obvious?
Here, take a look at this selection of data
The varied trading follows a zig zag verticular pattern with an angling convergence. I know I know .. "Thanks, Captain Obvious!"
If we continue further, we will see even more bullish signals
Through the completion of the triple down triangle amplification in the midsection of the trough, we can tell that the price swing is just beginning. STEEM is on track to some value tomorrow that may be different than today's value.
The trajectory is insane ..
By superimposing the Charlie Lines and Circle, we are able to track the ACTUAL growth to be expected. If you haven't already purchased STEEM, what are you waiting for ?
Finally, we can piece everything we learned together
The addition of the black line indicating the peak influence immulsification dilation proves that something will happen. Most likely.
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The addition of the black line indicating the peak influence immulsification dilation proves that something will happen. Most likely
hahaahahaha the best chart and explanation ever
from this chart i can see that ejaculation to the moon will happen really soon hahahaha
ohhhh fuck, I spit my beer over my keyboard laughing!!!!
That. Was. Beautiful.
Aww I'm so blessed! Thanks for the support. I love your content too.
Fuck The System!
My analysis clearly indicates with consensus that the consensus of my analysis is clearly indicated ! ... more news at 11:00 Phil & Stacy !!
I'm still laughing, how could I not support that hahaha! You're a bloody riot.
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Imagine the rich people watch us? We're such CUTE pets
so whats gonna happen now
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What's this @netuoso, are you drinking the heydjinn kool-aid these days?
People have made a lot of money on my predictions.
I am up voting this cause I love sarcasm. That is all.
Esas personas que se roban las ideas o las propuestas ya antes planteadas son fracasadas a futuro como persona, ya que no tienen imaginación e inteligencias para diseñar o crear algo por si solos
Asi será.
I'm new to this would you say that it's better to buy steem coin over steem dollars? Thank you for your time sorry if you've already answered this in the post
@ranchorelaxo should upvote this gold nugget of wisdom.
"hey-djinn"..... fuck that was beautiful...
Somebody noticed
Sweet.
of course i will... LOL
He is a genius! i only joined Steemit to follow his advice!
sad you joined for that reason alone...
The art of sarcasm is a really fine one,sir...
I know :P Sir, imma Kid dude... Remember?:)
I'm going to buy some right now !!!!! thanks for the great charts, TA and EW my friend. This is amazing. I joined Steemit because of your analysis.
You joined Steemit because of me?
Shit. I hope I don't let you down!
Too bad. Was hoping my dick charts sold you.
I forgot this was my first one.
Hahahah It was awesome dude! You had @lyndsaybowes and I almost crying we were laughing so hard. :) Thanks man
someone said dick charts
This thread is gold 😂😂
That's so priceless @battleaxe!
lol, thank you kindly :)
Nice post, i am following you and i vote your post, please i am new here follow me and upvote my post. Thanks
hahahahaha literally a couple of minutes ago i was thinking to create a parody like that too hahahaha i hope more people to see this, more people need to see this. Now what's left is to post in another hour again :P
Never expected the outpouring of serious comments. I am going to do this a few more times and see if the humor lives on. Once it looses its freshness I will give up.
Got to mine those rewards. Only way we can compete with the "pros".
Please, do.
This is way more interesting to read than that other shitstorm.
I was thinking of doing a parody like that as well, but when @netuoso does it--it is way funnier because he has enough clout and followers to get upvotes. These upvotes drive up the reward for the post which helps illustrate the absurdity of what is happening right now.
Your analysis is flawed... Price may NOT go up or down, but may stay the same for a long time 😜
pls am new i just follow you, follow and upvote my post
Follow for follow is not the way to succeed on Steemit. Write good content, build your network and people will follow you for your quality.
:-D hahahaa yeah omnipotent baby! Love it!
ROTFL :D
Clearly based on your in depth analysis the market appears to be gently probing to find the right spot. It appears that the tip is pushing forward, just a little bit, just to see how it feels.
LOL Have ya been samplin the mulberry squeezin's again???
Sarcasm at its finest! The first pic looks like one of my 5 year olds drawings! Market will go up or down by tomorrow at noon. Hehehehehe
Still it does the job regardless his drawing skills :D He presented what he wanted on a very creative way
Funniest shit I've seen the whole day, thanks for the laugh! :)
If the volume picks up with this move, we are going up :) and that one with trajectory HAHAHA
That's a straight penis shot right there! My favorite TA signal, no homo.
Hahaha haejin-arious :D
lol helarious :)
OK ... STEEM to the moon.
I love your analysis and your chart representation. This is the best time to invest in Steem. I really believe in your prediction.
Thanks for sharing this
Which one of the technical formulas did you enjoy the most?
The second one;
Imulsification dilationAh yes. This is a trading methodology created by the great Lars Scina at MIT.
That's pretty cool.
Nice post, i am following you and i vote your post, please i am new here follow me and upvote my post. Thanks
Hahhaha, That is hilarious. The funny part is that a person can basically profit more by just drawing the lines and acting like everything is going up. Then the people who are invested will be reaffirmed....... LOL
I have upvoted a few of the elliot wave things on coins I was already invested in..... but yeah Technical analysis is BS for all practical purposes especially in crypto.
Hahaha you killed me nice one !
Sir, can you update us on Steem's TA plz.
I would love if after this post the price of Steem would stabilize to the current value and stay there forever.
Phenomenal analysis. @netuoso clearly is the master in all of this.
I think the tri-angular semi-trigonometric radial curve signal you see in his first graph is indicative of STEEM rising to
$4.321then falling down to the price-3.You can analyze it all you want,but when some whale starts his pumping bots,then will go up.It will happen,sooner or later.No need for analytics. :)
Umm my charts are expert trading guidelines here and can be used by anyone. No whales necessary!
This trading methodology is called "The Elongated Member"
Clearly your calculations already factor in the use of pumping bots...
Your analysis seems most likely true. It’s been acting Bullish lately and I hope it does rise abnormally in a short time. We’re in for greatness.
My analysis is most definitively true. Can't you see this?
Lol I can. But anything is bound to happen that’s why I used “likely”.
I like you
Lol you must. Good analysis btw.
My analysis is good. It's the best analysis. The one thing about my analysis is the fact that it is indeed very not bad.
Hehehe. I like how you defend your point. I’m not against it anyways. There’s much potential to your analysis. We stand a change to gain. 😉
Alright cut it out. @andrekweku in case you haven't realized it yet, this post is a parody. Can't you see the penis and testicles drawing? And that chart analysis that doesn't make sense whatsoever? 😂
😂😂 I thought as much.
He's been pulling your leg LOL
Lol. Thanks for pointing it out to me. Let me even follow you.. heheh
Wow, very good. You are one of the few that really understands technical analysis. LMAO.
btw the price can go sideways aswell.
this is professional but the news play a big role than technical analysis from my point of view
I have studied TA for 42 seconds to be able to bring this formula together. I am extremely exhausted
I laughed pretty hard at this, hahaha
nice chat, really helpful
Wow.... it's Amazing bro....
Unfollowed, downvoted, and you just lost a witness vote.
Good riddance. If you can't take a joke, you should REALLY not be supporting me.
Pssssst.. I never took a side here. It is called satire. A parody. Poking fun at a situation that so many people are taking so fucking seriously. Kind of made evident by you thinking I give a fuck about this besides the memes.
I wanted to get an idea why this post hurt your rear end so much .. I found this ...
Lmfao, get out of here with your begging bullshit.
Uh, no -- your giving a fuck about this is made evident by you putting the time in to create this attack post. You can call it satire if you want; this was my earliest remembered lesson: my dad said "you can call it anything you like, but people aren't going to understand you."
"Begging"? LOL, you seem to also lack reading comprehension.
@haejin rewarded me with a free half-hour consult, but I wanted to give it to someone else. That's when I sent him that 1 SBD. If that's begging, you're twisted.
I requested a coin to be analyzed, with the other tiny send. I did it this way because he had communicated with me this way, thanking me for my upvote, as you can see in the screencap you so generously spent your time on. "Begging", you're a hoot.
I did talk to him for a half hour last weekend, after he rewarded me with a second half hour. Great talk, actually we went over, spent 45 minutes or so.
Right back atya, sir!
So again .. you further my point. You are emotionally involved in this situation through your "connection" with your buddy. I am not.
This post took me less time to make than frying three thick bacon strips with a couple of eggs and two slices of buttered toast. Damn, making myself hungry.
I think your downvoting and unvoting me and being a meanie beanie is more of an attack than my silly chart. Btw, my prediction held true ...
As far as me saying you were begging, eh, maybe you aren't. Maybe you put your money where your mouth is. Maybe a cat shits in the woods. Maybe a lot of things. What are we talking about?
Why spend the time at all? Why not just make breakfast? Your motivations are obvious, even if you try to hide them.
Are you seriously asking me why I spend time participating on Steem Mr(s) 43k SP holder?
Why waste your time commenting to me?
Why do you post about religious shit on Steem?
Your motivations are CLEAR!
Do you not grasp that I am just having fun here? You are internalizing the damage based on the fact that you were bullied growing up.
(I'm not a bully, despite the dick chart .. that shit is just FUNNY, dammnit)
On a serious note ... my full time job is Steem, programming, marketing, making websites, and generally working for myself. If I can make money on a joke post (I didnt expect I would but it appears when this post pays out, at current rates, it will top ~$850.
I just may continue posting this kind of stuff (satire relating to ridiculous Steem based drama) if it keeps paying out with literal gold bricks.
LOL, @netuoso's the king— also his trigonometric curve radial analysis in the first graph shown is very deep. Further analysis on the up and down waves can help triangulate the price of Steem
/s@libertyteeth I'm not sure what the argument is but it's pretty clear @netuoso's just trolling/joking around :) Just have fun!
Hmm... You are talking to a friend of mine. He is a very sensitive and caring person. I am not sure why it gives you so much joy to hurt people, but surely you realize that you do not hurt dicks, they are dicks and do not get hurt. You hurt sensitive people. It makes me sad that you find that entertaining. Just sayin'
Hehehhehehe that's definitely the best analysis I have read in a while and I must say... It makes much more sense than the usual stuff. I will be following for more! @logic brought me here btw
Good Post☺☺☺
But no crypto currency is stabiel
Nice post, i am following you and i vote your post, please i am new here follow me and upvote my post. Thanks
I like the way you think! Reminds me of a Mel Brooks movie and his theory of yes or no:
Price will go up, or price will go down! :D
Super bien m gusta este tema. Es real
Wow, r you serious... Definitely price rose and fall but I am sure SBD won't fall more than 12 and it would rise back up in 6hrs most after it falls to 12
Your information is of the same quality as mine. Keep up the good work.
Thank you... Following you and upvoting
Do you personally think its gonna go up or is it gonna go down ? Always enjoying reading your articles.
Yes
jajaja
lol!
Hilarious
KABOOM?
My god you just made me make millons right this instant! Thank you for you selfless and giving wisdom!
You are the most intelligent Crypto analyst to ever live!
Brilliant analysis! LOL
Dude, that coin is so last year, be sure to get into this ICO, it's right up your alley
https://cryptocoincharts.info/coins/show/penis
good
But what if that shit don't go up or down, but straight sideways?