As the originator of the Shit Post of the Day Award, I'd have to say: it's all in the delivery. Accept no substitutes.
I took a break and came back with a promise to myself to remove the showmanship from my comments in that sort of context and just get to the point. I'm not here to be a jerk but when it comes to business matters I can be tough to deal with, and I know this. It's like Simon Cowell meets Shark Tank x10.