Ah but, I haven't forced anyone to scroll so I'm not sure I could be sued :)
Uhm.. well, but No!! you won't escape unscathed of this mischief Asher.
You know pretty well that the ones who actually READ everything, will be forced to scroll till the bottom shattering their scrolling finger beyond recovery.
I tell you mate, make a call immediatelly to your Jackleg Overlawyer or to your trusted chiropractor. I predict you will have tons of index fingers to straighten after this risky experiment. :)