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Heavens above, he just called his jaundiced eyes a bonus. And I thought you were alarming in chat! :D

Were you around when I mentioned that I could pee in a bright orange tint and that was an excellent icebreaker?

No, I missed that little gem. The good news is that anyone who sticks around after you break the ice with your orange pee announcement is either destined to be your true friend, or crazy. Or both. Either way, you win.