top six guesses
- soon (which is to say, roadmap soon)
- justinw put curly brackets around a steem-js method that someone else wrote. pay him $600.
- new CTO created in lab under blacksburg office.
- The original version of the white paper never existed in this timeline. It got erased when a t-1000 was sent back to kill Sara Conner when she was 9 years old, and was she was saved by 'pops'.
- New way to decrease accountability and make abuse easier.
- new plan to generate buzz by being unnecessarily cryptic, to the point of absurdity, about the (long overdue) implementation of new features.