Dear Steemians!
In today’s post I am going to explain STEEM’s progress in the past months and I will tell you how the market could change in the next hours!
It will look ridiculous, almost a joke, but also today I will use the help of my beloved bananas!
The bananas’ theory never fail to succeed! It is a very popular fruit that goes across cultures and borders, a nice example of success. This is due to its curve, which we find in STEEM’s graphs!
Here is the current banana-chart :
As you can notice from the graph, the third cycle of the Banana-pattern is about to end! Everything has gone smoothly, from the biggest to the smallest banana (Banana1-Banana2-Banana3).
At this point the reverse banana cycle should start, therefore following the curve of the fruit upwards! Banana4 should get to 4 USD by mid-September, while Banana5 will end in December getting to 9 USD!!!
After Banana5 there could be Banana7 with unimaginable results! Banana6 has been cancelled during the years because it brought bad luck!
Remember by the way to never keep 6 bananas in your house! Better if they are in odd numbers!
Well, we are done for today!
Disclaimer:
Do not eat more bananas than those you are able to digest.
This post is my personal opinion, do your own research before buying too many fruits.
I am not responsible for any of your losses, but if you make some profit feel free to send me a few SBD.
By reading this post you acknowledge and accept that.
Steemitri The Mannequin
This work (text and photos) is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivatives 4.0 International License.
I heard of this banana theory before and this is a confirmation to me after seeing this form many times in the years. Buffet has written some secret documents about it. He used to say "a banana per day keep the bearish away". And people can swear he always carry some bananas with him. Of course these are not financial advices. Everyone is responsible for is bananas and should eat them responsibly!
Hahaha LOL!
I love Buffet's famous quote, haha!
Did you know that Che Guevara used to smoke Cubana Bananas?!?!
Yes... Bananas are great!
Sorry I missed this one! :(
Always funny and creative!
Hey @kus-knee! Don't worry ;-)
Grazie per il voto :-)
Here you can find my latest fun post:
Steemitri The Mannequin’s tutorial: how to straighten up a banana
Exactly, Buffet has enjoyed a banana buffet every day for the last 70 years. That's why he is so rich in vitamins and minerals.
Hahaha LOL... Rich in vitamins, minerals, and everything else (except cryptos).
Buffet understands bananas but not cryptos. Can you blame him? After all, bananas are a lot easier to understand than cryptos. He has famously said you don't have to scarf down everything.
Yep that's right bananas are a lot easier to understand :-)
Have a great day!
You, too! As you go about the rest of your day, you can listen to this guy, rich in knowledge of vegetable, animal and mineral.
Haha!!! This is hilarious! Lyrics are great!
Mi piace sempre più questa banano-terapia... d'altronde è l'unico frutto dell'amor, giusto?
Un fruttuoso abbraccio da @amico"
Come dicevo anche Charles... l'unico frutto delle crypto è la banana :-)
Oggi sta andando sotto l' 1... ma come vedi dal grafico (Banana4), scende per poi salire come un razzo!
Salutoni
Un genio, ecco cosa sei
Mi hai tolto le parole di bocca... Mitico Steemitri! :)
Haha grazie! È un frutto che mi rende creativo :-)
Beh a Panama dovreste essere pieni... sei fortunato!
Sì, qui è davvero pieno. Di tutte le fogge: rosse, violacee, al sapore di mela... Diventeresti matto :)
Fantastico!!! Il mio mondo!
Poi mandami qualche foto con queste varietà ;-)
Per ora ho queste! 1$ a casco 😁
Quelle piccoline non le ho mai viste... come sono?
... e pensare che ho viaggiato per 1 anno dal Messico fino in Argentina.
Un genio se va come deve andare, haha.
Dai, ricontrolliamo a settembre e poi dicembre :-)
Un super salutone
Steemitri The Mannequin
Se ci azzecchi facciamo la posizione per farlo diventare strumento di analisi tecnica
Lol. Hilarious! I’ve been programmed to respond to anything concerning bananas
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Hey @umami! Nice to see you here ;-)
Banana is magic!!!
Have a great day!
Yes banana is bananas. Banana yellow magic program.
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É un grafico bananario il tuo!!! Speriamo siano giuste le tue previsioni ;-D
Già già super-bananario :-)
Non ci resta fare altro che aspettare, mentre ci gustiamo un milk-shake alla banana ;-)
A presto!
Speriamo e preghiamo e stiamo attivi.....ora et labora ;-)))))
This made me laugh - THANK YOU!
Hi Rosanne!
Thanks a lot for your comment!
We are in Banana 4 ... everything goes according to plan ;-)
If you want to laugh a little bit more, you can find some other funny, weird, strange, creative stuff on my blog :-)
Big plastic-banana hug
Steemitri The Mannequin
I definitely feel like a Banana 3, but I'm hoping for a quick Banana 5 situation! :')
It depends if it's more green or ripe banana ;-)
Ripe bananas are not a good sign!
Let's check tomorrow... and let's have a big Banana Party after Banana4 and 5 :-)
Friend @steemitri very wise your theory with the banana hahaha, well let's hope the market goes up because it does not seem that way :(
@calitoo
Don't worry hombre!!! Everything goes up now ;-)
Ahahahah!
Come tuo solito, geniale!!!
Presto lo Steem raggiungera la luna a suon di sbalzi bananosi!
Grandioso, un abbraccio!
Tutto procede secondo i piani... come puoi notare in Banana4 andremo leggermente sotto la soglia di 1USD per risalire lungo la buccia della banana!
Se matura al punto giusto vedremo grandi numeri... se marcisce siamo fritti!
Salutoni
eheheheheh..un ottima analisi di mercato...impeccabile! ;)
...allora speriamo non marcisca...ahahahahah
I think your banana posts affected me subconsciously and made me start my BANANA PROGRAM
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Haha... I was thinking, we always have some similar strange ideas, hahaha
Bananalabamba! =D
Para bailar Banana...
Oh yes... C'mon!
Nice job!
We always follow the Banana Chart when investing in crypto. 🍌
Hey professor!!! Good to hear that!!! Bananas never fail :-)
Have a great banana-day!
Steemitri The Mannequin
Every day's a great day when you hang around with a bunch of bananas! 🍌
Che la banana ci accompagni, geniaccio! Mi hai fatto sganasciare xD
Ricordati... è la soluzione a tutto!
Guarda cos'ha scoperto Newton quando gli cadde una banana in testa ;-)
Che ti devo dire???
Nel mondo delle crypro non ci capisce niente nessuno...
...l'unico augurio che ti posso fare è un Banana Fortuna!
Haha... ho voluto fare anch'io la mia analisi... super-dettagliata ;-)
Ora attendiamo e vediamo se STEEM segue l'andamento delle curve bananoidi :-)
Spero tanto che la potenza della banana sia con noi, e che la tua analisi sia giusta, carissimo @steemitri!!!
La banana è un po' come la forza in Star Wars ;-)
Intanto prepariamo i festeggiamenti :-)
This is awesome on so many levels!
Thanks @whatsup ;-)
My predictions were not that accurate... we are still in Banana 3
P.S. this is an old post... but, my last post is about Bananafit the parody of Actifit :-)
https://steemit.com/actifit/@steemitri/steemitri-the-mannequin-s-bananafit-rewarding-banana-activity
Hope you are right and it goes up like that soon again! :)
Hi Christoph! Yeah... Let's wait 'till september ;-) ... and then let's have a big STEEM PARTY!!!
We will celebrate a little summer steem party in the End of August. But we can do another one together in September, too if you want. Where do you live? Maybe we can meet each other at the #steemfest in Krakow in November?
I live in Switzerland... close to @carolineschell... and I love Vienna... have been there 7-8 times ;-)
I'm seriously thinking to travel to Krakow, but I have to check the whole thing with my job... I work at an elementary school.
So... Let's keep in touch :-)
Giggles :x
We all love bananas!!!
Che dire... Dentro quella plastica c'è un cervello (plasticoso?) A dir poco geniale!!
Se finiamo in Banana 7 ti compro un automobile! Guido io però;-)
No problem, basta che guidi bene xD.
Maybe you can be the official mascot of BANANA PROGRAM? If so let me know.
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Would be an honor for me :-)
Would be great to be a Banana-Mascot!
I'm writing a post about your Program... I will post it later ;-)
Ahahaah troppo bello!
L'unico frutto delle crypto... è la banana, è la banana...
Excelente post, @steemitri. La banana tiene muchas potencialidades.
Gracias! Ahora hay que esperar y ver lo que pasa en las proximas horas.
Saludos!!!