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Savage! Obtained item 1: Ingot! +1 to players hit!


Tip: This items extra hit points will be added to your attack score

Uhh ETH is Angel Food and mines favorite currency, but but this is kida pretty. Right, Angel Food?
“Tastes like old Mc Donald’s paper cups.”

!openpockets

Oh! Positive Stage Item Obtained: Stylish Boots! +1 to players hit!

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TIP: Your pickpocket item will be replaced each time you steal a new one. Currently this has not been locked down so please only run pickpocket once per stage

“Yeah!!! Stole your soggy as boots sucka!” Angel Food attacks with a +2 to hit for stage 1.
“I’m gonna eat your shoes after I’m done with you.”

Angel Food is quite talkative. Need I say more except: Angel Food attacks?
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!magiczap

You perform a quick fireball attack:
fireball
The sparks explode in your own face, the spell fizzles, and a little spark floats off. Did you not learn how to tune this spell at Wizard School? Gobbo happened to be walking by at the time and knows youre an easy target, so he attacks..@gobbo

!mysticzap

Stage 1 result validated. 2 life points banked.

You perform a quick fireball attack:
fireball
Your fireball looks cool, not like wow-holy-shit-amazing...just kind of cool!. It burns the enemy with a solid hit of 4 points. You use the diminishing flame in your hands to spark up your pipe and take a long hit whilst brushing off your shoulder. Nice! you needed to hit for 3 and including bonuses from items you hit for 6. You won the fight and may now progress to the next Stage once its posted by @lordnigel