Disclaimer: Everyone here is beautiful on the inside! :)
An Observation
Steem has the hottest ladies on the blockchain![1] We have a very high concentration of female newcomers introducing themselves and the odds of all of them being this hot are astronomical![2] Not only do we have more ladies per coin than any other blockchain[3], but according to a mathmagician we also have the highest concentration of eye appealing females.
Steem has Russian models[4], California writers, Chefs, Students ... you name it and you're all gorgeous! I'm not hot like you ladies, so that means I know beauty when I see it. Most of you appear to have a significant other, so I hope they don't get jealous by this post.
Let me just let you guys know, you're damn lucky! Why are you lucky? Because for being as geeky as you are sitting around playing with cryptocurrency all damn day[5] you were still able to score a good looking gal. So props to you my friend!
OK enough gawking over all of you. I have my own hot girlfriend[6] that I need to get back to; and check on my miners, make some trades, resync a few wallets and sit back and be amazed at this Bitcoin, Ethereum and STEEM bull run.
[1] No offense to any female who does not like people pointing out how damn hot you are.
[2] Trust me, I emailed Neil deGrasse Tyson and he did some of that math stuff and agreed.
[3] I just made that up, but prove me wrong!
[4] Ok, we all determined the account was fake, but I like to dream.
[5] You know it's true!
[6] Imaginary.
The hottest person is @ned by far. But the hottest person on the inside appears to be @dantheman
he does have the look of a male model. ;-P
Not sure if you intended to flatter for up votes, but in this case it worked :)
@dantheman I'm kind of insulted that you would think i am that kind of slime bucket flattering for votes. no, i don't engage in flatter for votes. I meant what i said and i said what i meant.
to be honest this "hot ladies" post provoked me to write one of the best articles of my entire writing career! So, in a sense, I am grateful that I initially was pissed and disgusted by this post. I'm really happy! It sort of released me from my own confessions.
'turning anger into killer posts since 2016'
It appears you managed to be disgusted and happy within mere minutes and then duplicated the post from your own perspective by flattering the Founders, which I guess means that the meds finally kicked in. #safe-space
It's a joooooke. Lighten up. ;)
"duplicated", hardly. Created genius material from a slop bucket, "of course". Oh you and I @tuck-fheman are more similar than either one of us wants to admit. Replying without liking since 2016. If your post was any lighter, it would fly away.
I know. That's why I don't like you. (analyze that) bahaha =b
Pass the bucket!
Top left is a fake account
Ya, it's noted in the post. We were the ones that called it out and now the account owner is pissed and downvoting us lol.
the girl in the boat is a fake account? Why do people do that shit? oh, yeah, i just remembered.....money
indeed. I remember the good old days of bitsharestalk forum. That was one hell of a sausage party. Glad to finally have some ladies on board.
That polish girl made me want to visit Poland! LOL
Glad to hear this! Poland is a great country to visit :)
me too and i'm not gay either. I sort of wish i was though. it would make life a lot easier, i think.