What is STEEM? : p - For giggles

in #steem8 years ago

What is STEEM?

STEEM is caffeinated peanut butter. What else  do we need to say? STEEM is designed to provide a consistent release of  sustained energy and the naturally slow digestion of peanut butter is  the key to that. STEEM delivers protein, electrolytes, and caffeine,  granting you hours of endurance and focus, and freeing you from  distractions like hunger and fatigue.   

What's in this stuff?

STEEM is made with natural peanut butter, and  no artificial sweeteners. Oh, and as much caffeine as two cups of  coffee, so stick with the normal serving suggestions for the best  effect. Enjoy it however you would normally enjoy peanut butter: spread  it on crackers, toast or fruit; re-acquaint yourself with the simple  perfection of the peanut butter and jelly sandwich; or just jam a knife  or a spoon or a finger into the jar and eat it like you do when no one's  looking. Yes you do. Yes, you do.  

Who is STEEM for?

STEEM's steady release of energy (without the  jittery feeling) makes it perfect not only for athletes and active  people, but also for normal life. How about never having to choose awful  breakroom coffee because you don't want to spend more on caffeine than  you spend on your lunch? How about having enough energy to finish that  backyard project in one day instead of putting it off for another  weekend? How about when an all-night study session has suddenly become  the morning of the test? How about never having to bring that damn  percolator on camping trips just so you can avoid that crippling  noontime caffeine headache? How about not worrying about nodding off in  meetings, or in class, or at the wheel? How about just having the energy  to get going when you need it?  

One last thing…

DO NOT GIVE TO ANIMALS. EVER.  Fun fact: a lot of domestic animals, like dogs and cats and birds,  cannot digest caffeine properly and it can lead to SERIOUS health  issues. We know that your dog loves peanut butter and we know you think  it'd be hilarious to get him all jacked up and crazy, BUT DON'T.  SERIOUSLY. IT WOULD NOT BE HILARIOUS.
STEEM = PEOPLE FOOD


For giggles, was searching for steem image and found this company. Thought it was funny to post. If anyone interested, check them out at http://steempb.com/

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