Hang in there, new dad! It will get better. Or it won't, but you will learn to cope. Or you won't, and gain sleep deprivation superpowers. Or... Ahem! What was I saying?
Oh right, the contest. Hopefully, it is not too complicated. Contenders have to look up a list of siblings, choose their candidate for the throne among them, roughly describe a strategy to defeat their opponents. At payout, I announce who wins the throne and sponsor three participants for a share of SBI.
See, now you make it sound so easy! I must be better rested.