I will personally pay for your plane ticket to steemfest and your hotel room for the whole time if you put the same amount of money into third-party escrow and wear a mask over your face the entire time you are at the conference, the removal of which in public immediately forfeits your escrow deposit.
You are allowed, however, to photoshop your face over the mask when you post the photos. That wouldn't forfeit the escrow (but it would almost certainly result in me making more jokes about you photoshopping your face onto things).
Love,
sneak
PS: Steemfest is super ridiculous amounts of fun and you should totally go.
This I want to see. @jerrybanfield please take the man up on this offer.