In my high school days, i had a friend (Elizabeth) who happened to be a maid to my neighbour who owned only one child. The woman brought in another houseboy (Moses) so as to make life easy for herself, family and business.
Being a kind hearted woman who knew the value of education, she enrolled them both in my school.
Eliza as she was fondly called had the habit of running her mouth and insulting other students.
On this particular day, she insulted a girl who was bigger and stronger than she was. With her usual mouth_blabbing. Eliza gave the girl the insult of her life and she promised to deal with Eliza after school.
Myself and Moses(her co maid) begged Eliza to come with us so we could run home very early before the girl comes out. Eliza swore by everything in her that she would deal with the girl. We had no choice than to stand and be her referee together with other students that gathered at a bush track Eliza chosed as the wrestling ground
GIRL: Eliza, if you know say you be girl cross this line!
ELIZA: Crossed the line, and still continued to blab her mouth
GIRL: more furious. Drew another line and dared Eliza to cross which she did with hope that nothing will happen to her as before. The girl from nowhere grabbed Eliza, threw her on the floor and started feeding her with sands. She beat the hell out of Eliza that day.
After we had struggled to rescue her from the girl. Eliza turned to Moses and asked Moses. Moses, shebi you sabi say i dhey fight wella. Moses noded in affirmation just to save her the shame
ELIZA: turned to the girl and told her " you see, even my brother comfem say i fit beat you, you only succeed today because say my Aunty(refering to their madam) no give us rice and stew" if to say i bin chop rice and stew come school today, you for hear whin. No worry, we go jam again!
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Hahahahaha. This is so funny. I can't stop laughing. Nice story
Thanks dear
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