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Think about it, the payouts are not determined by whales, but by me.............MUAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
So, even if you've pissed some of them off at a certain date in the past, IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER. Your personal relationship with the whales will not affect who wins this! The funniest one (in my opinion) will win.

OH MY GOD YES!!!!! Yours would be insane, I'm guessing!!!!! I say go for it!

btw, I just voted for your witness.