Bubblenomics #1. How to make much money on Steemiit.

Got this on email recently. Must be a mistake of some kind.

Hey, everyone!
We as a Wall-St. analytics firm must pursue opportunities to make money for us and our clients whenever possile. One of them is developing rightn now in this crypto-whatever space and it is called STEEM.

The deal is following. Steem has two tokens - SBD and STEEM. It's pretty complicated (I personally didnt catch it... whatever) but SBD should be pegged to 1$ and STEEM platform always thinks it equals 1$. To cut long story short SBD

has no mechanism to repeg once the peg is broken UP
dramatically boost value of STEEM as long as it worth more than 1$
has only 6M tokens outstanding

So here's the plan.

Buy $50M+ STEEM tokens for roughly 5$ each.
Load some budget into SBD tokens ($10M I believe will be enough) and pump it way beyond the peg. You know how easily to ingite a pump there in crypto-something space. It will feed on itself quickly.
Retail crowd enters STEEM tokens en masse as the value of STEEM is rising for them.
Sell STEEM for $150-200M

WAIT... OH SHI...