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You solve compulsive drinking with more compulsive drinking. It's science.

It has been observed that suicide is way more efficient in the long term, but what do I know, science is science, after all!

You've won a follow! How lucky you must feel to be followed by a tasteless asshole like me.

If you do think about it, it is quite the honor, the case in which even a tasteless asshole cannot help but like you, because you are so awesome ^_^

Congratulations you've won an unfollow.

Hahaha <3

Truth is, you had me long before I ever saw that horrible T-shirt <3