As johalfiles' unofficial bodyguard I'm going to have to ask all of you to form a single file line and wait for your paperwork to be processed before anyone gets hurt or tramples each other in a stampede. He might let you touch the faux leather of his wallet at his discretion after a formal review of your applications to touch his e-peen. He might even slap you across the face with it a little if you're blessed enough. Please admire the size of his voting power from a safe viewing distance, it's been known to poke eyes in the past from its sheer weight and girth. You can find safety goggles near the paper drop-off box.
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