Hi quillfire,
This will determine your ultimate position when the results are tallied. (That being said, you are free to adopt any position you wish - we can recommend pantsless with beer in hand.)Thank you for your entry in to #comedyopenmic comedy contest. We have asked the judges below to review your entry and give it a funny rating. (They generally have no sense of humor, as the saying goes, those that can't do, start contests and judge).
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Well, this makes me feel better as I have no sense of humor either. Of course, I also have no sense of smell ... which, in case you're interested, has some interesting ramifications as discussed here:
https://steemit.com/steemitbloggers/@quillfire/10-random-things-about-me-french-forign-legion-fatherhood-and-flatulence
Quill
I'm one of those with no sense of humour, but this post cracked me up..
Not sure where that puts me? lol
I will contact you via Discord, I don't need a lambo or ferari , a random car is fine by me!
Thanks in advance Satoshi!
@anouk.nox,
That's a $5,000 comment! As my Bitcoin stash hasn't yet arrived, I'll make a wallet transfer when it does. Fair?
Quill (Satoshi)
Deal! I'm sure I can buy a car good enough for that amount of money, no worries! I never had a 5000 dollar car anyway, so it's always an improvement!
I will be waiting, patiently.. just make sure it arrives before Christmas, will ya? :)
@anouk.nox,
The checks in the mail.
Quill (Satoshi)
Thank you kindly!
Don't Kill Satoshi ok? :)