New to Stemmit? Writing tons of content, only to make no money in return? Congratulations, you are like many people on here. The following is a recommended guide on how to generate the most amount of money from your posts. Trust me, I would know. I joined Steemit yesterday night, wrote 4 posts, and made a total of $0.81. How well did you do? Anyway, the following are some recommended tips.
Show lots of tits and ass: Nudity sells. The porn industry makes a ton of money, and some of the most well-known painters started their careers painting naked woman. Go to an art museum and you will see tons of tits. Sex sells, so use it.
Post content: If you don't post content then your content won't bring you any money. Sound obvious? Well, it is.
Mention Donald Trump: Donald Trump sells. Use him.
Be Funny: Like this post.
Act Confident: Women like men who are confident. People like posts who are confident. Women who like confident men like confident posts and the men who write them.
Despair: Some people are meant to fail, maybe you're one of them.
Be Active, Comment, and Like Other People's Posts: It isn't necessary to comment and like everyone's post, but I do strongly recommend liking and commenting on all posts written by daniel030, especially if they've been written in less than 12 hours.
Good Luck! I hope you make enough money to move out of your mother's basement.
I think I found this funnier than I should have.
Why? I'm fucking hilarious.
wellcome