I saw a fella spamming Steemit Chat with his blog post, which was along the lines of:
Title: PLZ FOLLOW AND UPVOTE ME
Text: PLZZZZZZ JUST FOLLOW AND UPVOTE I nEED IT
However, baring an open mind (and feeling completely delirious from the current heatwave in London), I've concluded that this short article was a poem and have submitted it to poetryfoundation.org
Haha, it's beautiful. Ya it really feels like Steem chat is just a cesspool of self promotion unfortunately, every single channel other than #general is filled with nothing but self promotion.