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3rd time lucky..(saved it this time!)
4th 5th go at posting...

The opening line is upfront and bolshy, we Brits prefer to queue and drink tea in silence 😁

The joke came across too - bravo!

xD so let's have some tea and talk about an upvote, sir.

☕️ tea and up-vote, suits you ma'am 😊

Both are on their way...

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