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@fionasfavourites,

You really had me going!

Music to my ears. I inserted the closet picture just so the reader's peripheral vision wouldn't see "Satoshi" early and ruin the joke.

Incidentally, you're a chef extraordinaire: Why not cook up some Whale Tail Stew and do a post?

Quill (Satoshi)

Tell a tale, yes, and have a whale of a time, oh most definitely yes. Cook with whale? The honey bugger in me is not so sure. It reminded me of a bumper sticker in the 80's:

"Save the Whale. Harpoon a fat chick".

Make of that what you will.....

@fionasfavourites ,

Ah, the good old days. You can't make a joke anymore without reducing someone to a puddle of tears. Off to the Internet to blubber and organize a boycott.

That's why I wrote my E-Book: "Coddle Yourself Into Crisis."

Quill (Satoshi)