lol - I look forward to reading that one. This is a very frustrating time. I'm writing a big minnow tips post right now in hopes of helping.
I'm about to dig into this post for a few weeks. These are supposed to be the bigger good guys who support others widely. I saw it months ago and should have looked then.
https://steemit.com/steemit/@boddhisattva/top-200-effective-steemit-curators-for-the-last-week-2018-03-19-2018-03-25